Yes Please!!

Fuhhh-Q!

You think you're so sly...so sneaky...dodging bullets left and right by hiding evidence? You're both sick. You have NO clue what I know. You have no clue what I am capable of...what I could exploit. The bullsh*t, cowardly acts you're pulling are hilarious!! How dare you two insult my intelligence! You're just embarrassing yourselves and you don't even know it! What makes you think you need to hide what you've done? To spare my feelings? Please! Grow up. You may be the most pathetic duo I've ever met...let alone the WORST friends I could have ever asked for. Thank GOD the two of you aren't part of my life anymore. What a lesson. Luckily for me, I'm able to bury the hatchet, move on and stay focused on what I want in life...which is exactly what the two of you are sitting back waiting for...and will ALWAYS be waiting for.

I'm working my ass off to achieve what's coming for me...which is going to be so AMAZING. You think what's happened to your careers so far is embarrassing? That you've reached a low? Stagnant? Unemployed? Well, just wait...you deserve everything that's coming back on you. This is nothing...

...and I'm so happy that I get to sit back and watch without making a single move...
karma is a mother f*cker...